3 Word Story

First topic message reminder :

Basically, the concept of this text game is to make up a story (any story will do) but each poster has to use 3 words. The story can be as long or as short as you like! If you want to start a new sentence, add:

NEW SENTENCE

to your post. Everyone can contribute as long as they read the rules below:

RULES

• DOUBLE POSTING STRICTLY NOT ALLOWED
  
• IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! IF IT DOESN'T, A NEW STORY WILL HAVE TO BE MADE
  
• THIS IS NOT THE ALMIGHTY POST THREAD WITH 3 WORDS. (ALSO KNOWN AS GOING OFF TOPIC AND THE GAME) EACH POSTER MUCH CONTRIBUTE TO THE STORY, EVEN IF OFFENDED IN ANY WAY
  
• SELF EXPLANATORY BUT IF ANY POSTER HAS USED LESS OR MORE THAN 3 WORDS, THEN A NEW SENTENCE HAS TO BE MADE REGARDLESS IF THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE MADE SENSE OR NOT

EXAMPLE

Poster 1:

One day, a

Poster 2:

naughty boy called

Poster 3:

Rupert decided to

Poster 4:

Kill everyone here

Poster 5:

NEW SENTENCE

What happened is

and so on and so forth..

Ok, enough with the riff-raff and the whatnot. I'll start off first.

---

Unleashed crew is

And were very

Dry and flaky

(new sentence)

you guys come

and spam for

the life of

my little tiny



Also...

Spoiler:

penis with nothing

of the balls

Ok this makes no sense now...

New sentence:

In the morning

Raza woke up,

And decided he

look at some

pieces of shit

that were covered

with inappropriate shit

that was made

of inappropriate shit

That made Raza

make sure he

watch naked girls (Raza don't view this)

after that he

had a walk

(new sentence)

Today Raza went

to the cinema

and bought some