3 Word Story

Basically, the concept of this text game is to make up a story (any story will do) but each poster has to use 3 words. The story can be as long or as short as you like! If you want to start a new sentence, add:

NEW SENTENCE

to your post. Everyone can contribute as long as they read the rules below:

RULES

• DOUBLE POSTING STRICTLY NOT ALLOWED
  
• IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE! IF IT DOESN'T, A NEW STORY WILL HAVE TO BE MADE
  
• THIS IS NOT THE ALMIGHTY POST THREAD WITH 3 WORDS. (ALSO KNOWN AS GOING OFF TOPIC AND THE GAME) EACH POSTER MUCH CONTRIBUTE TO THE STORY, EVEN IF OFFENDED IN ANY WAY
  
• SELF EXPLANATORY BUT IF ANY POSTER HAS USED LESS OR MORE THAN 3 WORDS, THEN A NEW SENTENCE HAS TO BE MADE REGARDLESS IF THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE MADE SENSE OR NOT

EXAMPLE

Poster 1:

One day, a

Poster 2:

naughty boy called

Poster 3:

Rupert decided to

Poster 4:

Kill everyone here

Poster 5:

NEW SENTENCE

What happened is

and so on and so forth..

Ok, enough with the riff-raff and the whatnot. I'll start off first.

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Unleashed crew is

weird cause Prayers

is very horny

and sexy cause

he flirts with

the sexy guys

which proves he

is infact very

dirty minded and

mentally ill and

very ugly looking

and very unhealthy

because he did

drugs which led

to his catatonic

so that made

him drop dead

which led to

a big party

with beer

in celebration of

quitting school forever

(NEW SENTENCE)

I was mad

because some asshole

ate my steak